Mean thoughts
Posted by yoseph on Wednesday, 9 April 2008
Okay, so there are a couple of chuckleheads that ride unicycles around campus. It doesn’t exactly get them there faster, but they do get noticed. I was walking around campus today and saw said unicycle cabled up with the bicycles at one of the bike racks. I had this really funny and very very not nice thought. The goof ball didn’t run the cable through his one wheel. How hard would it have been to secure the one wheel?
Now, bicycles look sad and pitiful when they are missing the front wheel because someone stole it, but what would a unicycle look like if someone stole the ONLY wheel that it had? I just had to laugh and smile to myself and think that I should think nicer.
Now that I think about it some more, you probably could have taken the seat to, the way this guy had it un-”secured.” How sad would that be to come out and all that’s left is the primary part of the frame to your little one-wheeled-cycle? And really, once the seat was off, I don’t think it would have been that hard to take the frame either. Good thing this is Manhattan, Kansas.
